Chapter 3

Chaptur 3

After them dealins' in the hills I went back ta freewinds post in that needly place. Everthin' was goin' fine, one tauren lad even told me ta walk the plank in them mountains..

Well, until i went ta kill'em centaurs. I'm whackin'em and then i see a NOME running through, poor sod looks very much dead with the spears in its back so i decide ta ease its pain an' shoot it with me bow. I shoot two arrows, then aim an' whack it in the middle of 'e head makin' sure it wont go anywhere now. I loot some dimes from 'im an proceed forward.
Then just as im in the middle of minin' the tin deposit i feel somethin' scratchin' me back pleasantly. At this point i was rathar sure me beauty Mekhat was in stranglethorn vale, so maybe it was anothar cutie cow that wanted ta give me some relief. I turn back only to find the same damn 'nome jumpin' up an' down obviously tryin' ta hurt me with its little knives. So i give it a good kick, whack it in the head with me shield 'an give it a few stabs with me sword. Damn landlubber looks a bit more seasoned than myself, but i find its dead way sooner than i expected. I laugh a bit at its ambitions give it a nice wave an' go me way.

I meet this one tauren lad that tells me ta collect some damn plants fer him. Easy 'nuff fer me, an' he be payin' good. So i go to them hot springs only ta find a bunch of angry boilin' elementals thar. 'an i was expectin' some grimtotem ladies thar an' a massage. Lon' story short. I spend there more than an hour whackin' the damned elemenals an' collectin' the rare plants. Them herbs be havin' spiky an' sharp edges, gonna shove'em this bulls behind when i meet him to be sure.

All be fine 'an dandy, but then i needta find this one quillboar that be holdin' a vial fer me. I gather a few lads an' we dive inta Razorfen Kraul. After a few fights i be noticin' that some of me companions lack combat expertise so start givin' em orders left an' right, everythin' gets way smoother from now on.
This one lad at them crossroads told me "turn left at the first junction", aye, so we find ourselves 300 yards far right when we be noticin' its the damn wrong way! We go back, slay me boar, get me vial an' head back ta find the boss of this place. Somewhere aroun' the middle of the cave while fightin' two boars i notice that our mage be hearthstonin' out, without a word, damn wussie! From now on we be crawlin' with four.
Soon we slay some commander boar, an' he drops this totally awesome helmet! I get me dices an' roll, while the other warrior dat was with us weeps "ima loose this one, i know it", an' guess what? She really looses the roll. The new hat fits on me head perfectly.
Now them problems start. I be tellin me companion, stay behind me back at all times, we dont want ta alter them thornlubbers that we be here. So far so good. Then i notice a patrol goin' here 'an thar. I tell me lads "Ey lads! We be stayin' here watin' fer the patrol, dun move". An' guess what? Someone hadta go an' check whats in the tunnel, two hunters start shootin' him, we engage'em, so far so good. An' guess what? The patrol comes! They be headin' straight for our priest, i be tauntin' them an' everythin' goes more or less fine, but i didnt notice the one short quillboard whackin' our priest, an' the other warrior happily whacks somethin' else in the same time, lon' story short, priest dies an' so do we shortly after. Marvlou.. Marve.. Great.
So i be tellin'em ey gal, ye coulda take that boar off the priest, an' all of ye could just stand behin' me as i ordered. The priest nods head in acceptance while the damn warrior gets all high 'n mightay an' tells me i be commandin' ta much an' leaves the party.

Need ta remember ta feed 'em sharks with her next time i have the opportunity.