Chapter 6

Aight! The time has come that i shoulda change thins' in life! I be recognisable by lads on them streets, i be havin' a hefty crew, an' i be wearin' a nice suit'a'plate, arr!

What capt'n needs 's a good mount ta move quickly inland!But them bulls at bloodhoof sell kodos for insane ammounts a money! 72 golds fer kodo an' 18 fer drivin' lessons WITH discounts included!

So i take a look inta me pocket only ta find mere fourty golds thar. Guess i have ta find some good ways ta loot people. First i go ta badlands ta kill them litta whelps, i be hearin' their hides be valuable an' whatnot. I arrive at the site 'an get bored ta death within an hour or so.

Then some lad comes ta an' invites me ta raid the monastery! yay! Them monks are hoardin' gold an' shineys like no one other! So we meet at the undercity an' suddenly the leadin' lad tells us he need ta help his granny cross the street somwhere down in silithus or somethin' an he wont be able ta attend, shortly after he laves. Just after he left our mage parts too, bored ta undeath apparently. Lon' story short, soon the party breaks down.

So i be sittin' thar breathin' the undead fumes, an' then it struck me! Thar be a nice graveyard in the monastery, lotsa tombs of wealthy crusaders an' whatnot! S W A G! Arr, that be me place!

Soon i find meself at the graveyard entrance. The hard part is that thar be some torturers guardin' the place. I whack the both guards at the door, then usin' me well known tauren rogue skills i sneak past the lead torturer lad 'an charge on the patrollin' guy pushin' him into the next corridor 'an smackin' his head against the wall. Thar be two othar guards in this room but they be too busy chattin' ta notice that i be mincin' their collegaue with me swords. After the guard stops splurtin' blood left 'an right i sneak past the last two lads an' enter the graveyard!

An' what do we have here? Ghosts! Tons, gazzilions of 'em, an' zombies, an uh.. some weird ghosts. *Sigh* I be sharpenin' me blades an' start killin' everything in sight. After killin' a few zombies i be facin' a group 'a blue ghosts. I take out me axe an' charge them, then i start cleavin' them with me sweepin' strikes technique sendin' them back ta twistin' nether within' seconds, arr!

After i clear 'nuff around i start lootin' swag that dropped, openin' chests an' diggin' a grave or two. Took me few hours till i got loaded 'an few trips back ta brill ta sell all the loot i found thar. Lotsa good stuff i might say. Finally i get as much gold as i be needin' an' head ta the exit. Seems like guards heard me an' me gold chimin' in me pockets an started ta chase me, i stomp them into tha groun' an leg out towards the exit.

Soon i find meself at orgigorgi city sellin' the rest of swag i found an' head towards bloodhoof where i be buyin' a nice kodo! Can't wait till i start tramplin' nomes with it! Yar har har!

But as i enter the city back again i be seein' this undead miss on a dead horse oozin' with undeath. I be askin' er where did she got the monies fer that, 'an she tells me that golds grow on trees, what a load of bull thar!