Chaptur 7

After gettin' lotsa swag fer me mount I hadta return home ta Booty bay an' help me uncle Seahorn with them bloodsails.

The red pirates arent much'a threat, altho they be in vast numbers so I was spendin' quite a few days keelhaulin' them along the whole southarn shore, arr.

So this one time i be smackin' them bloodysails an' I see them lads in shiny armors on them shiney horsies. Paladins, eh? Lads always told me not ta trust those, but I thought they shoulda be honorable 'n stuff.
I mean, if I as a pirrrate can, why couldn't they, eh? So i loot me last bloodsail an' try ta pass beside them, i notice the 'Brotherhood of Honr' marks on their armor.

An' guess wha? THEM BASTARDS KEELHAULED ME! Bloody no good scum i tell ye. Honor me ass! They stunned me with their spells an' sent to them fishes. I be wonderin' what kinda 'holy' diety they stand fer.

After some time i got up from the sand an' placed an oath never ta trust a paladin, an' make those boys life miserable thar. Ima get'em one day i tell ye, ima get'em!