Chapter 8

Thar be this one time in the year they be callin' All Hallows Eve. 's about ghosts, havin' fun, makin' tricks an' havin' a cooldown before mournin' ye deads.


At this time both horde and them shaved monkey alliance be celebratin' an doin' lots of weird stuff. Them corpse lads put tha big pumpkin in the throne hall of Loaderon. The innkeepers were givin' out trick or treat packages, includin' weird magics, costumes. Thar were bobbin' apples too! The best thingie I got was the growth enchant, made me an' me kodo bigger than eva! All the lads an' lasses were droolin' at me might! Lotsa fun ta be sure har har.



Meanwhile we got an invasion of them defias pirates! All in all they were great lads, an' some say them lasses were fine too - i guess that depends if one be diggin' shaved monkeys or not, eh? I saw 'em trolls droolin' over the yellow haired piratess.. har har. But then trolls are weird anyway so 's nuttin' unusual i be guessin.

The final part of the festival was held by this dead elv they be callin' syphilus.. sylphanas.. syl something. Them deads made this big hay statue they call a wickerman.
Fine with me, i guess. Hay statue, some taurens coulda munch on dat i think. But! If ye be in advanced state of brainrot like them deads are ye think differently! So they made this statue and then they figured out they be BURNINATIN' it! I mean, what the hell? Why would one make a ship an' then sink it? 'nless thats a landlubber ship filled with swag.. but it wasn't!
Either way, the deads burned the hey, and it seemed they enjoyed it. The crowd was exctatic an' whatnot.

After the ceremonial burnin' thar was anothar contest. We were asked ta crash the alliance party! We were given green eggs an' were ordered ta stink the southshore ta boot! An' many of us did.

I sure be lookin' forward ta next years competitions ta be sure.